Tuesday, September 29, 2026 Fair & Imbalanced™
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Trump announces the largest steel plant in American history in Iowa, and the "already started building," in the specific, is the word the White House uses for the word "a field" ◆ The 10-year Treasury yield closes at 5.24 percent, its highest since 2007, and the 2007, in the specific, is the word the bond market uses for the word "we remember, and we have the numbers" ◆ Scientists in Singapore build a clock that loses one second every 55 billion years, and the 55 billion years, in the specific, is the word the team uses for the word "not worried, yet" ◆ The NHL opens the season with five games and one tripleheader, and the tripleheader, in the specific, is the word ESPN uses for the word "the breaker holds" ◆ Hurricane Polo makes landfall in Mexico's Baja while its sibling Nolo edges away from Hawaii, and the sibling, in the specific, is the word the National Hurricane Center uses for the word "two problems, one news cycle" ◆ The party in power has reached, by its own description, the "panic" stage of the midterms, and the panic, in the specific, is the word the polls use for the word "modest Democratic advantage" ◆ Krispy Kreme debuts a coffee-flavored doughnut on National Coffee Day, and the pairing, in the specific, is the word the company uses for the word "the doughnut" ◆ The Broncos scored 30 in the second half after a first half best described as "a thing to be seen once," and the once, in the specific, is the word the coach uses for the word "uncomfortable" ◆ Germany's foreign minister tells Russia's to "do everything possible" about the grain, and the everything, in the specific, is the word the delegation uses for the word "a corridor" ◆ Wall Street is praising this year's AI IPOs for their "big dreams and tiny revenue," and the revenue, in the specific, is the word the underwriter uses for the word "the thesis" ◆ To read 2,000-year-old burned scrolls, a team of scientists burned their own, and the burning, in the specific, is the word the lab uses for the word "the only way to be certain"

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Krispy Kreme has released a coffee-flavored doughnut, and the coffee it pairs with is, per the company, the same item. What, in the specific, is the word for what you are now doing at the counter?

"Finishing the pairing" — because the doughnut is the coffee, the coffee is the doughnut, and the counter, in the specific, is the word the register uses for the word "two of the same thing" 51%
"Representing the question" — because someone has to hold the cup and look at it, and the question, in the specific, is the word the line uses for the word "why" 33%
"Just getting out of here" — because the gastroenterologist, off the record, said the coffee is done talking, and the talking, in the specific, is the word the exit uses for the word "now" 16%

Poll results reflect the views of 3 readers, a number we chose because it is, in the specific, the number of people in the line, and the line, in the specific, is the word the counter uses for the word "everyone."

"We looked at every state in the union. Iowa is flat, Iowa is in the middle, and Iowa does not currently have a steel industry, which is why, in the specific, it is the state where a 15-billion-dollar steel plant makes the most sense. And they have already started building. The building, in the specific, is the word the horizon uses for the word 'sooner than you think.'"

— a senior administration official, on a flat Iowa farmland, before being asked where the plant was, which, in the specific, is the word the field uses for the word "here"