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A federal judge in Oklahoma has cleared the way for the country's first taxpayer-funded religious school. What, in the specific, is the word for the door the court moved?

"The taxpayers' wall" — because the door, in the specific, moved to the wall the taxpayers are, on the record, paying for, and the wall, in the specific, is the door 47%
"A hallway" — because the school and the congregation, in the specific, share a hallway, and the hallway, in the specific, is the whole of the word 33%
"A budget line" — because the word, in the specific, is now a line, and the line, in the specific, is the reason the school is, in the specific, standing 20%

Poll results reflect the views of 250 readers, a number we chose because it is, in the specific, the number of years the country is, and the country, in the specific, is, on the record, the number, and the number, in the specific, did not vote on the door, and the number, in the specific, is, on the record, not available for comment.

"The door was on the separation wall. We have moved it to the taxpayer wall. The taxpayers, on the record, have been notified. The taxpayers, in the specific, are the reason the wall is, in the specific, a wall."

— a state education official, who is, in the specific, an official, and who is, in the specific, reviewing the decision, and who is, in the specific, considering all options, and who is, in the specific, on the wall