DALLAS, Texas — A fried-chicken chain is selling a meal for five dollars and has named it the Big Deal Box, which is the name a restaurant uses for a box that is, in the specific, a deal, and that the deal, in the specific, is, on the record, the box.

The offer, running through the end of the month, is a chicken or shrimp container with sides and, per the chain, “bold flavor,” which is the three-part description a box gives when the box is, in the specific, also a price, and the price, in the specific, is, on the record, the flavor.

The word “big” in the name is, in the specific, the reason the box is, in the specific, a box, and the box, in the specific, is, on the record, the reason the word is, in the specific, the box, which is the two-part answer a name gives when the name is, in the specific, also a size.

"I paid five dollars. I got a box. The box is, in the specific, big. The deal is, in the specific, the box. I have, on the record, resolved the box." That line is from Dale Pickett, a customer of twenty years at the location on the interstate, who stood at the counter on Wednesday with a number one and said he was there "to make sure the box is still a box." Pickett, when asked whether the box was big, said, "The box is, in the specific, big. The box is, on the record, the deal. I have been to the box. The box is the same box, and it is not the same box, and I am here in the specific to resolve that." The deal is, in the specific, a response, which is the word the industry uses for a chain that has, in the specific, been told, by another chain, that it has a box for six dollars and the six dollars, in the specific, is, on the record, the reason the five dollars is, in the specific, a number. A chain spokesperson, asked about the deal, said the box was "designed for a personal feast or a family gathering," which is the two-part answer a box gives when the box is, in the specific, a meal, and the meal, in the specific, is, on the record, the box.

THE BIG DEAL BOX: A CUSTOMER'S GUIDE

  • The price: Five dollars. The number, in the specific, is the price of the box, and the box, in the specific, is, on the record, the number.
  • The size: "Big." The word, in the specific, is the size of the deal, and the deal, in the specific, is, on the record, the word.
  • The contents: Chicken or shrimp, sides, and bold flavor. The three-part answer the box gives when the box is, in the specific, also a flavor.
  • The response: The industry word for the reason another chain has a box for six dollars, and the six dollars, in the specific, is the reason the five is a number.
The restaurant, for its part, appears to be on the record. The box, in the specific, is standing, the price, in the specific, is holding, and the deal, in the specific, is, on the record, the box, which is the three-part answer the meal gives when the meal is, in the specific, also a number. At press time, the box was, per the chain, available, per the customer, a box, and per the deal, in the specific, a deal, which is the word the restaurant uses for a price that, on the record, is, in the specific, the box, and the box, in the specific, is, on the record, the word.