America’s sandwich chain has moved its celebration of National Sandwich Day from November 3 to last Tuesday, October 27, a scheduling decision the company explained by noting, gently, that nobody watches anything else in November.

“The midterms might overshadow the holiday,” is the spirit of the announcement, in which a private company assumed responsibility for the national calendar and the national calendar did not push back. The official press release carried the news with full corporate solemnity, the way a railroad announces a timetable change, except the timetable was invented and the railroad is the sandwich.

To mark a holiday it had rescheduled, Subway brought back the Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a sandwich last served twelve years ago and mourned continuously since. The Caramel Apple Cookie also returned, having been gone since 2021 — four Christmases of a cookie sitting in a drawer somewhere in a customer’s memory.

By 11 a.m. Tuesday, the line at the Subway inside a Shell station in Reynoldsburg, Ohio — a town that has recently seen more historic food events than Columbus — stretched past the drink machine.

“I ordered it the day it came out in 2014 and the day it left, twice,” said a customer named Marcus Ellison, 26, who took his sub to his car, sat for a moment like a man receiving a letter, and then ate it entirely. “I still think about this sandwich. My girlfriend knows this. Her name is on the lease.”

The sandwich itself deserves the obituary-style treatment. Shredded chicken, enchilada sauce, melted cheese, and Fritos corn chips — the crunch being the entire thesis — inside a footlong. Food writers have spent a week saying the words “sweet and savory” without making eye contact. A high-school junior at the Reynoldsburg counter, asked for comment, said the chips get soggy by the fourth bite and that he would like that fact to be part of the official record. It is now.

"We were at the register when they announced the date change, and the lady in front of me said, and I quote, 'Good. I vote and I eat, and I can't do both the same week.'" — Casey Nguyen, Subway shift lead, three weeks of observance

Sandwich purists — a population of thousands, all of them online — protested that National Sandwich Day commemorates the Earl of Sandwich, an eighteenth-century Englishman who invented putting meat between bread because he was busy, and that moving the date is like moving Thanksgiving away from turkey. Subway, which holds the deed to the largest sandwich footprint in the English-speaking world, did not respond to that line of argument, having long ago stopped responding to all lines of argument in favor of responding to sales.

The holiday business side reported its own verdict within a day: locations in several states ran out of Fritos — the chip, not the sandwich — before lunch. A snack-food logistics analyst called the shortage “unprecedented and extremely fixable.”

National Sandwich Day remains November 3. Subway is not attending.