WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — A carton of vegan ice cream has been recalled, for the second time in nine months, for the same reason: the cashew pieces in it may contain small stones, and the company, in the specific, is recalling the pints “out of an abundance of caution,” which is, in the specific, the phrase for a thing that has happened twice.

The recall, per the company’s notice, covers the Salted Caramel Cluster pints, which are the kind of carton a person buys at the grocery store, and the specific concern is that the cashew pieces in the carton may contain small stones and other hard objects, which is the thing the first recall was about, nine months ago, and the reason the second recall is, in the specific, the second recall.

"I bought it the first time, I bought it the second time, and the stone is, in the specific, still in the cashew." — a customer, on the product, which is, in the specific, the product

The woman who first reported the issue, when we reached her, said she found the stone in the third scoop, which is, in the specific, the scoop you get to after you have already committed to the carton, and she said she had bought the pints twice before, and the second time was after the first recall, which is the reason the second recall is, in the specific, the second recall. “You get used to it,” she said. “The stone is part of the experience.”

The company, when asked why the stones have appeared in the cashews twice, in nine months, said the recall was “out of an abundance of caution,” and when asked what the stones are, said the stones are stones, and when asked where the stones come from, said the cashews come from a supplier, and the supplier, in the specific, was not, in the specific, the one who said where the stones come from, which is, in the specific, the thing the supplier does not say.

THE STONES: ODDS & OUTCOMES

  • The product: Salted Caramel Cluster pints. A vegan dessert, in the specific, which is the kind of dessert you do not expect to contain a stone.
  • The first recall: Nine months ago, for the same reason. The stones were in the cashews. The cashews were in the pints. The pints were recalled.
  • The second recall: Now. The same reason. The stones are still in the cashews. The cashews are still in the pints. The pints are, in the specific, recalled again.
  • The phrase: "Out of an abundance of caution." The phrase, in the specific, is the company's answer, and the answer, in the specific, is the phrase.
  • The outcome: The stone is in the cashew. The cashew is in the pint. The pint is in the freezer. The freezer is, in the specific, where the stone is.

A dentist we spoke to, who has, in the specific, seen the result of the first recall, said the stone in the cashew is, in the specific, the kind of stone that lands on the tooth, and the tooth, in the specific, is the thing that does not expect a stone, and the stone, in the specific, is the thing that does not expect a tooth, and the two, in the specific, are now, in the specific, the thing, which is, in the specific, the recall.

The second recall, per the reporting, is the second in nine months for the same reason, which is, in the specific, the thing that makes the second recall the second recall, and the thing that makes the stone, in the specific, the stone, and the stone, in the specific, is the thing that, in the specific, is still, in the specific, in the cashew.

At press time, the pints were in the store, the stones were in the cashews, the cashews were in the pints, and the company’s position was that the recall was, in the specific, out of an abundance of caution, which is the phrase, and the phrase, in the specific, is the thing that does the rest, which is, in the specific, the third scoop.