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Officials: some races may not be called until next week; lawn chairs deployed at precincts nationwide ◆ North Korea's "Warhead Institute" tests 15-acre dispersal warhead — its second product launch this week ◆ Every economist surveyed in Britain predicts the same rate hike; the holdout is on sabbatical and expects to have thoughts ◆ Seven-year study confirms exercise slows Parkinson's; study coordinator says gym teachers knew in 1987, without funding ◆ NBA sits dark on Election Day; 61-year-old season-ticket holder tells radio he "didn't know what to do with my hands" ◆ "Wise Wife" cinnamon recalled in 14 states over lead; Columbus maximalist rotates to nutmeg, which "knows it's stepping up" ◆ Columnist called the 1966 Senate race with a dot-and-dash paper plate; tonight's count "deserves a raise and a nap" ◆ Michigan Democrat endorses Republican Senate rival two days before Election Day: “He told me to stay away. He's right” ◆ 1960 physics formula predicts the end of the world on Friday the 13th; the city confirms trash pickup remains on schedule ◆ The last MLB game may already have been played; season-ticket holders advised to keep one seat warm until March ◆

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Reader Poll

With returns expected to trickle in through the week, how long will you keep refreshing?

"Every refresh until Thursday, then one dignified acceptance." 42%
"Watch until 1 a.m., then set an alarm for Saturday like it's a flight." 35%
"Only when the county issues an official statement. I want it in triplicate." 23%

Results weighted from a representative sample of 4,028 readers, an Ohio precinct counter who called her own race from the parking lot thirty minutes before the official site updated, and a Georgia man who says he refreshes for sport and has never once refreshed for information, a distinction his family stopped questioning in 2018.

"A count that takes all week is a democracy that pays its bills on time. The late fee is simply patience, and we have plenty of it stored up in the closet with the extension cords."

— Blaine Kestrel, deputy county canvass board chair, Franklin County, Ohio (definitely real), 40-year election veteran, keeper of the spare extension cords