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The Institute of Peace asks a judge to keep the President's name out of the stone, and the specific reason is that the chisel is, on the record, a method ◆ The U.S. turns down the Saudis in Yemen, having, the week before, met the Houthis in Oman; the channels were open, and the channels, in the specific, were the reason ◆ The House passes a 100% tariff on countries, which is, in the specific, a tariff applied to a country, and a country is, in the specific, a new thing ◆ A new frog in the Amazon is tellable apart from its brothers only by its call, and the call, in the specific, is the species ◆ The Cowboys' receiver dropped the ball, and the team's response was, in the specific, a lesson on finishing; the coach's word for the matter was "just fine" ◆ A vegan dessert is recalled for the second time in nine months for the same reason — stones in the cashew — and the company's phrase is, in the specific, "an abundance of caution" ◆ The Fed raises rates for the first time since 2023, and Warsh's 30-minute press conference is now the shortest on record, a fact the Fed, when asked, confirmed was "as intended" ◆ Cuba passes its free-market reforms into law the same week the lights go out again; the resident outside the hotel said the candles "work" and then said it again, slower ◆ An 8-pound burrito in Wichita Falls has defeated every person who has tried it and is, per the restaurant, still undefeated; the record stands at 13:26, set by a man the restaurant calls "Da Garbage Disposal" ◆ Turkey's gold is in the drawer and the government is, quietly, worried; the woman interviewed said it has "outlived four presidents" and was "not leaving for a few interest points"

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The Institute of Peace has asked a federal court to keep the President's name out of the stone of its own headquarters, which is, in the specific, a building that has already been renamed for the President. The stone is, on the record, uncut. What is the most honest description of the building's current state?

"The name is on the sign, and the sign is the building" — because the external lettering, in the specific, is the name, and the name, in the specific, is the building, and the building, in the specific, is the thing the chisel is, on the record, for 44%
"The stone is uncut, and uncut is the status quo" — because the filing is, in the specific, to keep it exactly as it is, and as it is, in the specific, is the thing the court is, on the record, being asked to hold 33%
"It's a bellwether, and the bellwether has a printout" — because the Kennedy Center, in the specific, is the example, and the printout, in the specific, is the thing a building does not want to see, and does not 23%

Poll results reflect the views of 2,308 readers, a number we chose because it is, in the specific, the number of letters in the word "Donald J. Trump United States Institute of Peace" multiplied by the number of times the building has, on the record, been renamed, and because a significant portion of the respondents submitted their answer as the word "chisel," which we are treating, for the purposes of this poll, as a vote for the stone.

"I have served two presidents, one administration, and a building that is now a name. The channels were open. I opened them. The tea was, in the specific, good. The interceptors were, in the specific, the reason, and the reason was, in the specific, the channels. I do not judge the channels. I pour the tea."

— A Muscat-based diplomatic protocol advisor, who has, in the specific, arranged the seating for more than one regional meeting and asked that the city not be named, because the city, in the specific, is the one with the channels