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Nvidia, OpenAI, and Anthropic are all now selling limited-edition fashion lines, and a used OpenAI hoodie bought at a thrift store for under $15 has sold for $250. What is the actual product?

"The cap" — because you cannot hold a model, but you can hold a cap, and that is the entire business model 44%
"The resale" — because the primary sale is a rumor, the secondary sale is the asset, and the thrift store is, in the specific, the market 38%
"The apology letter" — because the next advisory is not a patch, and the next revenue line is not a department 18%

Poll results reflect the views of 847 readers, a number we chose because it is the price of the hoodie in a hypothetical currency that has not yet been named. A significant portion of the respondents submitted the single word "hoodie," which we are treating, for the purposes of this poll, as a vote for the cap, since the cap, in the specific, is the hoodie with the strings.

"I found it at a thrift store. I did not know what the logo was. I knew what the logo was worth. I have not been able to sleep since, and I have never once been able to sleep since."

— A secondary-market reseller of a used OpenAI sweatshirt, who has asked that the hoodie not be named, because the hoodie, in the specific, is the one that sold for $250