MENLO PARK, CALIF. — Meta has agreed to pay $17 billion to 47 states to resolve lawsuits over teen social media addiction, the end of a landmark trial that began with the states asking for accountability and finished with a payment schedule that, to be generous, is a lifestyle.

The settlement, announced Wednesday, will be paid over ten years, according to NPR’s reporting on the deal, and will come with sweeping child-safety changes to Instagram and Facebook that will remain in place for the same ten-year period.

Ten years. The states have a decade to wait. The companies, for their part, get to spread $17 billion across 120 months, which comes out to roughly $1.4 billion a month — an amount that, in the tech sector, is close to what a good head of engineering costs.

The Los Angeles Times described the settlement as the end of a landmark trial over teen addiction, noting the sweep of the safety measures. The Denver Post reported Colorado alone will receive $615 million, which is about the budget of a mid-sized university, except instead of a president it has a chief product officer.

There is a school of thought — a large one, in fact, with 47 members — that $17 billion is the cost of doing business, and a school of thought — a small one, mostly located in the state capitol basements — that $17 billion is the price of admission, and both schools are, right now, very pleased with the deal.

"The payment schedule is the most important part of this. Ten years. That's not a delay. That's an annuity. The states just discovered compound interest."

The quote is from a former state treasurer who has since become “a consultant,” which in his field means he now sells the states advice about how to invest the settlements before the first one arrives.

Meta’s own statement emphasized the safety changes, which the company says will remain in place for the full decade — a commitment to teen well-being that outlasts most corporate mergers, most political administrations, and, on current form, most of the company’s own product launches.

THE SETTLEMENT, AMORTIZED

  • Total: $17 billion to 47 states
  • Term: 10 years, or 120 monthly installments
  • Per state, average: Roughly $361 million, paid in 120 bites
  • Colorado's share: $615 million
  • Safety features duration: Same 10 years, "per Meta"
  • First payment due: When the account is credited

Legal analysts note that a settlement is, by definition, a compromise, and a compromise is, by definition, a document that makes each side feel it got less than it wanted but more than it feared. In this case, the states got a number with eight zeros, and Meta got ten years in which the number can be described, in earnings calls, as “a non-recurring item.”

At press time, a spokesperson for one of the 47 states confirmed the state was “pleased with the outcome and the timeline,” a phrase that, in state government, means the treasury team is already building the spreadsheet and the press team is already writing the thank-you release for a check that will arrive in the administration of a future governor.